I’ve just recieved an email from Mark in Paris, he’s the American writer/ teacher I met in a Parisian youth hostel. He writes some fantastic emails on his life in Paris. They always make me laugh.
Hit the deck!
Holy hell, France is on fire!
I’ve been scared to leave the security of my own apartment. The streets are foggy with the black smoke of burning cars and the little thugs are out in full force! Just the other day I was almost set on fire, luckily I knew the stop, drop, and roll technique! Very dangerous here, don’t come anywhere near Europe, the flames of unrest are spreading.Ok, didn’t even realize there was a riot going on until I was informed via telephone from the states, and that was 3 days into the maelstorm. Don’t believe what you see on the t.v., everything here is copesetic. Watching CNN to get your news is like going to a whore house to cure the clap; it just don’t make too much sense.
Gotta run, Paris is…well, it’s Paris.
Peace (that’s all this Parisian blow-hard really knows),
Mark